KBKabaret Week Eleven Podcast

KBKabaret Week Eleven Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
Featured Musical Guest:  Bree Harvey

Thanksgiving Show

BHH Productions LLC presents KBKabarett™

Turkey Talk
Written by John Montgomery and John Carey
Starring:  Kate Montgomery, Bree Harvey, John Carey, John Montgomery

Game Show ‘He Said She Said’
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, Bree Harvey, John Harvey, Elliott Harvey

Bree Harvey’s Song:  You Dreamed For Me
Written and sung by  Bree Harvey
Engineered by:  Dave Rice, Basement Audios

Granny Ada
Old-Fashioned opinionated Advice Columnist of Parlor City
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Episode:  Couple wants to have baby
Starring:  Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

The Computer
Written by  Bree Harvey
Episode: Mother tries to understand how the new fangled computer works.
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

Bree Harvey’s Song:  Passing of Our Fears
Written and Sung By:  Bree Harvey
Engineered by: Dave Rice, Basement Audios

Short Story:  The Bird
Carefully taking care of Perry the Parakeet
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Kate Murray, Charles Berman

Aqualicious Commercial
Signature water you can call your own.
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

The Psychic Drive Thru
Understanding Fast Food on Different Levels
Written by Pete Bowers and Charles Berman
Starring: Pete Bowers and Charles Berman

911 Thanksgiving Call
Written by John Carey
Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery

Thanksgiving in New Jersey
Thanksgiving with the Dysfunctionals
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bree Harvey, John Care, John Montgomery

Pet’s Anonymous
Pet’s dealing with their Masters
Written by  Bree Harvey, Bree Harvey, Charles Berman

Bree Harvey’s Song:  “Rainbow America”
Written and Sung By  Bree Harvey
Engineered by Dave Rice, Basement Audios

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Arraigned by Cristina Dinella
And Dave Rice, Basement Audio

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.  ©2015

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KBKabaret Week Ten Podcast

KBKabaret Week Ten Podcast Show Notes

Holiday Special Edition With Thanksgiving Surprises

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, John Montgomery
Special Musical Guests:  The Picklers

Advice with Granny Ada
Episode:  Pretty Man
Bullying in School
Written by  Bree Harvey
Starring: Judy McMahon

Beulah Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire.
Episode:  Brandied Pumpkin Pie
Beulah relaxed after the Spa but just you wait…
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

The Dysfunctionals
Episode:  Watching a Movie
Family get together for Mamma’s choice
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Kate Murray, Charles Berman, Molly Murray, Bill Murray, Bree Harvey

Musical Guests:  The Picklers
Dave Rice
“Crash” Landon
Sarah Rice
Interview
1st Song: Butter Biscuit By Dave Rice

The Grocery Store
Episode:  Busy body Grocery lady looks into everything.
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Bree Harvey

Irish GPS
Episode:  Headstrong GPS
Written by Bill and Kate Murray
Starring: Kate and Bill Murray

The Picklers (cont’d)
Interview with  “Crash” Landon  Dave Rice
2nd  Song: Just Cause
Written by Dave Rice

The Wedding
Ah…Love or is it?
Written and Narrated by Bree Harvey

Faces
From the Unpublished Manuscripts of John Samuel Heasley
Read by Charles Berman

Confessions
A parishioner who’s well “traveled.”
Written by Bill and Kate Murray
Starring:  Bill Murray, Charles Berman

Pickler’s
3rd Song: Yes She Does (No She Don’t)
By California Rambles

Short Tall Tale
Can two heights get together?
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray and John Montgomery

Thanksgiving 911
Family fight
Written by John Carey
Starring:   John Montgomery, John Carey

The Pickler’s
Final Song:  Lulu’s Back in Town  by Chick Bullock

KBKabaret™ Produced by BHH Production L.L.C. ©2015
All Rights Reserved

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KBKabaret Week Seven Podcast

KBKabaret Week Seven Podcast Show Notes

Part Two of a Special Two Part Program of KBKabaret™, a BHH Production LLC
BHH Production LLC and KBKabaret™ present:

PASSION OF DRACULA

Starring: Judy McMahon, Mark Roth, Bob Finley, Joe Bardales, Amber Gance, Ciano Briga, Mitch Tiffany, Bree Harvey, Samuel Westover, and John Carey
Sound Editor Charles Berman

Passion of Dracula is the first of Bree’s Holiday series for Halloween: A TWO PART SERIES written by Philip Hall, Eric Krebs and David Richmond

Public Performance rights granted by Susan Schulman Literary Agency LLC

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KBKabaret Week Six Podcast

KBKabaret Week Six Podcast Show Notes: Passion of Dracula Part One

Part One of a Special Two Part Program of KBKabaret™, a BHH Production LLC
BHH Production LLC and KBKabaret™ present:

PASSION OF DRACULA

Starring:  Judy McMahon, Mark Roth, Bob Finley, Joe Bardales, Amber Gance, Ciano Briga, Mitch Tiffany, Bree Harvey, Samuel Westover, and John Carey
Sound Editor Charles Berman

Passion of Dracula is the first of Bree’s Holiday series for Halloween:  A TWO PART SERIES written by  Philip Hall, Eric Krebs and David Richmond

Public Performance rights granted by Susan Schulman Literary Agency LLC

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Beulah’s Twelve-Step Turkey Recipe

1.    Brine
2.    Butter
3.    Bouquet
4.    Bind
5.    Bake
6.    Breast
7.    Baste
8.    Turn
9.    160 Breast
10.   165 Legs
11.    Take turkey out and tent it with foil
12.    Rest

1. To Brine Take a Extra large pot that can fit your Fresh Turkey  (No Frozen Turkey when Brining). A Cooler will do nicely as well.

  • Place Turkey inside container with lid.
  • Fill with water 3/4 of the way
  • Add 1/2 cup salt
  • 2 cups sunflower oil
  • Three onions halfed or quarted
  • 10 garlic cloves
  • 1/4 cup Italian spices
  • Fill more water until turkey almost covered with water
  • Stir
  • Add one container Ice Cubes

If  cold outside under 38 degrees:  place outside (in the shade) elevated and covered.
If Bears live in neighborhood…I would suggest keeping the pot inside the house, in a cool place.

If not cold outside…over 38 degrees: Less water more ice cubes until Turkey is covered with liquid. Place in a cool place.

Turkey must soak in Brine for a minimum of 12 hours…(I prefer 24).
Turkey will be much more tender and juicy.

Pat bird down well with towel, make sure inside water has dripped out.

2. Butter the turkey up. Make him nice and greasy.

3.  Place bouquet of fresh rosemary (or basil) Thyme, Sage, Parsley and tie with a stem of Parsley.  Insert 2 lemons and one onion halved.

4. Bind its little legs with butchers twine.

5. Fill bottom of roasting pan with 2 cups of water.
Pan must be deep and have a rack that separates bird from liquid.

6. Bake bird breast up at 425 degrees, you’ll be surprised how quickly it will be done.  An 18 lb bird can be done in about 2 and a half hours.

7. Baste:  Keep turkey Moist every 20 minutes.  You can take the drippings down in the pan and add more melted butter.

8.  2/3 of baking time, turn Mr. Bird.  To make sure bottom is baked, too.

9.  Place thermometer into breast should by 160

10. Thermometer in leg should be 165

11. Take the Turkey out and tent it with aluminum foil

12 . Rest  Tom for at least 1/2 an hour before carving.

KBKabaret Week Twelve Podcast

KBKabaret Week Twelve Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman Special Music Editor:  David Rice
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

Dedicated to my father with love.
Musical Guest: David Rice
Brought to you by Les Chiens the Restaurant with Dogscriminating Taste.

 Granny Ada
Episode: Polyamorous
A tricky situation during the holiday.
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring: Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey

Christmas Memories
Mother’s Memory of Christmas
Written and read by Bree Harvey
Inspired by my mother

David Rice Musical Guest
Recorded in Basement Recording Studios
Nutcracker’s Nightmare written and performed by David Rice

911 Squirrel Emergency
Written by John Carey
Performed by Kate Murray and John Carey

Poem from The Unpublished Manuscript of John Samuel Heasley
“I’m Sorry” © John Samuel Heasley
Performed by Bree Harvey

Baby’s Dilemma
Baby’s inner thoughts while in the womb.
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by: John Carey, Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

I Love Weddings
Sentimental Reverend Tolayrc
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by: John Carey, Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

David Rice’s: Royal Court
Written and arranged by David Rice
Basement Recording Studios

Sponsor: Les Chiens
Restaurant with Dogscriminating taste. (Cats allowed but they can’t be bothered.)
Written by: Bree Harvey
Performed by: John Carey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray

David Rice’s rendition of Carol of the Bells
Recorded and arraigned by David Rice
Basement Recording Studios

Monty and Carey one-liners
Written and Performed by John Carey and John Montgomery
Bucket List
What to Do
Girl Watching

Clueless Barry
Episode: The Engagement’s Off
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring: Charles Berman, Peter Bowers

The Dysfunctionals
Episode: Mother and Dracula
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Carey, Bree Harvey, Kate Murray

Final Song Selection: Magic of Christmas
Written and sung by Bree Harvey
Music arraigned by David Rice
Recorded in Basement Recording Studios

Copyright 2015 KBKabaret All Rights reserved

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Beulah’s Pumpkin Pie with Brandy

Top Shelf!

Pie Crust
1 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
3/4-teaspoon salt
1/2 cup solid vegetable shortening, chilled
3 to 6 tablespoon iced water

  1. Mix Flour and salt together. Add vegetable shortening into the flour either with hand or electric paddle until looks like coarse meal.
  2. Slowly add ice water to mixture, in a fast grabbing movement with your fingers.  Blending and squeezing together until it forms a nice ball.  If couse add a little more drops of water.  If too sticky, sprinkle a little more flour until smooth.  Place in refrigerator until ready to roll out.
  3. Hint:   The crust should be cold to be flakey

Pumpkin Pie Filling
1 cup canned pumpkin
1 cup heavy cream
3 large eggs
1 cup light brown sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 cup brandy (SO GOOD!   This will bake down…so don’t worry about the alcohol)
Whipped Cream

Preparing the Pie

  1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F
  2. Roll out crust for a 9 inch pie pan.
  3. Trim edges
  4. Place aluminum foil on top of crust and weigh down with any kind of dry beans
  5. Place in the bottom rack of oven and bake for around 15 minutes
  6. When partially baked, set aside, removing beans and foil, allowing crust to cool before adding filling.
  7. Place the pumpkin mixture into a large mixing bowl.
  8. Mix in the eggs and heavy cream.
  9. Toss in brown sugar and spices into the pumpkin mixture.  Then add brandy and mix through.
  10. Carefully pour filling into the cooled partially baked crust.
  11. Pie should be placed on the lower half of the oven and bake 10 minutes.
  12. Reduce the heat to 350 degrees F
  13. Bake pie fro another 50 to 60 minutes or until knife inserted in the middle comes out clean.
  14. Add a generous dollop of whipped cream on top of pie for a delicious touch.

MMMM MMMM!   Good hot or cold.

KBKabaret Week Nine Podcast

KBKabaret Week Nine Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

 Granny Ada
Old Fashioned Views by and Old Fashioned Lady
Part 1 Episode:  Granny Ada’s skewed view on Gay Adoption
Part 2 Episode:  Guest commentary on Granny Ada’s skewed views
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring:   Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah the Tipsy Chef
Her Husband Leon is not helping her sobriety
This Week’s recipe:  Old Fashioned Brandied Pumpkin Pie
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:  Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg
Interview
Song:  Always There

Clueless Barry
Barry Bumbles through relationships without a clue
Episode:  The Engagement
Starring:  Charles Berman:  as Barry, Pete Bowers:  as Davis

Jewish GPS
A Bubelah GPS who helps out with Dinner for 8
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:  Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Musical Guest  Patricia Silverberg
Song:  You Should Know

Food for Thought
Do you know how much you’re really saving
when paying a small upgrade fee?
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:    John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Triangle
Sometimes you just have to be patient with love
Written and Narrated by Bree Harvey

The Cousin
A wake-up call on Jealousy
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:       Kate Murray, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

The “D” Word
A different way of speech for a Funeral Director
Written by:  John Montgomery
Starring:       John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg
Song:  Hear My Song
All songs from Album:  Hear My Song © 2012 by Patricia Silverberg
Available on iTunes

Sound Editor for KBKabaret is Charles Berman
Sound Editor Assistant:  Valentine Terrell-Monfeuga
All original songs written by Bree Harvey
Arrangements by Cristine Dinella

©2015KBKabaret ™  is a BHH Production LLC
All Rights Reserved

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Beulah’s Baba Au Rhum

Ingredients

  • 5 Tb butter room temp
  • 1/4 cup extra warm water
  • 1 package dry yeast
  • 2 tbl sugar
  • 1/2 cup warm milk
  • 1 Tb dark rum
  • 2 extra large eggs (room temp.)
  • 1 2/3 cups sifted flour
  • pinch of salt
  • 1/3 cup Currants
  • Rum Sauce
  • Whipped Cream

Directions

Place 1 package dry yeast in a 1/4 cup very warm (not boiling) water
Add 2 tbl sugar
Stir and let yeast mixture ferment for 15 minutes.

In the meantime coat a bundt pan with 1Tb of butter, set aside

Then, in a large mixing bowl,  place 2 extra large eggs rum, whisk it together.
Add almost boiled milk
Yeast mixture
And 4 Tb butter mixing thoroughly but quickly.
Add pinch of salt
And slowly stir 1- 2/3 cups of flour into the wet mixture (2/3 cups at a time)
with a wooden spatula

Should become a soft ball.  If too sticky add a bit of flour until smooth to the touch but not hard.

Cover with a cotton cloth and set aside in a warm, un-drafty spot
Allow to double in size in about an hour.

When doubled in size gently fold in drained currants with palm of hand.

Spoon into the Bundt pan evenly around and cover again, setting the dough aside in a warm and undrafted spot for about an hour until it doubles again

Bake in a preheated oven at 375 degrees for about 30 minutes or until a sharp knife comes out clean.

Wait  10 minutes to cool then invert on large plate and pour the rum sauce slowly on whole cake.  It will all absorbs like a sponge. Then finish with whipped cream on top.


Rum Sauce:

  • 1 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 cup water
  • 2 cups of dark Rum
  • 2 tsp of Beulah’s Homemade Vanilla extract

Boil 1 1/2 cup sugar in 1 cup water
Simmer for 2 minutes after boil.

Turn off heat and pour mixture into two cups of room temperature dark rum and 2tbs vanilla extract


Whipped Cream:

  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • 1 tsp. sugar
  • 1 tsp. Beulah’s Homemade Vanilla Extract
  • 1 tsp. dark Rum

Stir the liquids together and mix until peak forms.
Do not over whip for it can become buttery.

Place a healthy dollop over serving of Baba au Rum

© Beulah’s Baba au Rhum 2015
All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Eight Podcast

KBKabaret Week Eight Podcast Show Notes

Bree Harvey’s Krazy Kallaboo for your entertainment

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

911
Episode: Dead Arm Emergency
Written by John Carey
Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery

Granny Ada
Written by Bree Harvey
Episode Body Art
Granny Ada’s take on Body Art
Starring: Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

Beulah The Drunken Chef
Written by Bree Harvey
Episode: Baby Au Rum Recipe
Beulah, her recipes and her ongoing relationship with her husband Leon
(Check recipe on our website)
Starring: Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest: Carol Mikoda
Driven to the Differences
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Perils of Paul
Paul relies on his friend Davis to save him from repercussions from his love, Betty, his wife.
Episode: Lost Shoe
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Short Tall Tale
Can a couple get together and see “Eye to Eye.”
By John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, John Montgomery

Where Do Babies Come From?
Short Story by Bree Harvey
Memories of the Past
Narrated by Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikado
Interview
And her songs:
The Gift
Father I Heard You Crying
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Commercial: Slow em Down Faux Air Freshener
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

Outsourced Doctor
By John Montgomery
Hotline Doctor and the
Life Insurance Misunderstanding
Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Dysfunctionals
By Bree Harvey
Episode: The Computer
Teaching mother on modern technology
Starring: Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikoda
Did Not Did Too
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda
Charles Berman and Bree Harvey too!

Sound Engineer: Charles Berman
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2015 All rights reserved

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